THE NINE TYPES OF PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Hello Readers! Good to see you're back and I hope everyone is doing okay. So, I decided to compile a list of different social network personalities. There's no doubt you could fall into more than one category...

The nine types of personality on social media are as follows;  

The Associated-with; this type of people upload pics of them with famous or rich people. They like to post just the pictures of these people and would have captions like #MyMainest #MyDay1 #MainChick and other friendly hashtags. They may or may not even know these people personally. They have the intuition that once they have pictures of them with celebs, then they automatically are celebs as well .It makes them feel important
  
The SHOW-OFF; OMG.....this type of people are the highest in population. The most annoying part is taking pictures of money. That's not all, These people take pictures of everything, including their boxers and it's label, food&drinks and their receipts, pictures of them in some designer shops with shopping bags. They want people to believe they're happy. I'm not trying to say otherwise but then, if you're truly happy, you don't need to prove it to others. Who are you trying to convince...the world or you??


The LOW KEY; I just don't know how to qualify this people. Like pictures...No!! Okay, comment on the pictures.....hell NO!!!! Like, they stay there, monitoring you. They know everything, you would be surprised to find out they know when you're about to go to bed. You can call them 'monitoring spirits'.  If you have less likes on your pictures than your followers, these are the people to blame...aka EP (enemies of progress) unless you bought followers then you're your own enemy
  

The MEME; it could be religious or funny memes. You hardly see them post their pictures.  I kinda like them and follow a bunch of them. Sometimes, they get more attention when they post memes than when they post their pictures...this even makes them more reluctant to post their own pictures...Awwn! 


The RICH/FLASHY but UGLY ONE; Smh....awwwn. These people, their consolation is in the fact that they're rich or have  flashy assets(could be the muscles, big butt, breasts) or good sense of dressing. They have all types of flashy things but their faces are *no-go-area . The truth is, when you view their profile, some type of magic happens. All you see in their profiles are  beautiful and lovely pictures. Mind you, it's not cos the person in the pictures are extraordinarily fine  but because of *the obvious assets*  You don't even notice the ugliness again, the beauty of their possessions overrides the ugliness. It's a wonder how this happens, only money/assets would have done such wonder. They have the highest followers and likes. You should get some money&assets and also dress well and you would be a living witness.

The COMPLEX ONE; Let me tell you the easiest way to pick them out especially if they're girls.....their captions!!!!  You see captions like, *if you don't love me, I love me//I don't care what you guys think about my body, bae loves it//I'm beautiful and I know it//All these haters, stay hating cos I'm fabulous blablabla* First of all, these girls/guys don't even have stuff to hate on, they upload some wack pictures and imagine people hating on them.


The PERFECT COUPLE; This is another reason people should keep their relationships off the internet. The problem with these set of people is that they started off by uploading their pictures with fairytale captions and now, even when things are sore, they're too embarrassed that they keep the show going by still uploading the pictures. Don't be surprised they're no longer together.


The EMOTIONAL ONE; I've already given up on these set of people. You just know everything from their uploads and captions. Their breakups and makeups, the fights with friends, everything you can think of. If you piss them off, perhaps you stole from them, you will see captions like....*you steal from me while I was asleep, this doesn't mean I'm stupid,better not try it next time!! #roomie. You can even guess if they've been having difficulties in defecating from their captions, also you can tell when they break up or are having problems with their spouses. You see captions like *I've been played by so many people but never did I expect it from you....like I said, I already gave up on these people. When everything is settled, pictures with negative captions are deleted and new pictures with positive captions are uploaded. They have a lot of time  mehn.
  

The ATTENTION SEEKERS; If you're not following any of them, then you're lucky. Like, OMG...these are the most annoying of them all. These people try so hard to prove to their followers that they're some type of celebrity(thunder awaits them!)....when you comment or dm them, telling them how much you like the way they do or act or anything, these seekers screenshot your chats and post them just so that others would see how nice people think they are. They're the ones that post pictures of people just to make fun of them, thinking they're better, they praise themselves in 60% of their captions and add a godly hashtag after the caption, they upload  pictures of them with a popular figure(maybe they met once in their entire life, probably in a mall or plane) trying to prove to people that they're connected and then when they're offline for a day, they apologize like they were missed or something......when you take a closer look at these individuals, they're truly not happy with themselves and they have a bit of complex issues. They are the ones that always screenshot a negative comment on their posts every 1 week and insults the shit outta the culprit in their captions(they also let the culprit know that they can feed their whole family and see them through college).
  
 The Tenth personality is a mixture two or more of the nine above

For me, I may be a mixture of some of them(maybe not) but I'm no attention seeker.
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