If She's Doing these, then you shouldn't be DATING HER!!

We all know that most relationships don't last because the other cheated.
Most guys are the architects of their own problems. What do I mean by this? I think most guys are stuck with a particular girl because she's very pretty or popular or has a great body. Or maybe you're still with this girl because of people's opinions about you two(you probably don't want to stop getting those nice compliments on how cute you two are and how people would love to have your kind of *perfect relationship #relationshipgoals) You see some really phony behaviors and you still tolerate her....most times we choose not to pay attention to signs and this is not cos we're trying to tolerate an individual but because we try to make it seem less important/serious than it actually is. You can't keep eating the same sh*t over and over again??? This is why most girls take their men for granted, they can always eat any type of sh*t served to them! whether it's hot or cold, these guys don't care...after all, sh*t is sh*t! Worse is, you two aren't even married, you're just dating and you want to continue eating sh*t? At what stage would you get tired of eating man? Anyways...some behaviors exhibited by your girl severally should tell you if you would want to spend your entire life with her or just play along for the time being.

So below are funny but serious reasons a responsible man should still not be dating her;

• Her attitude towards her parents; does she respect her parents? Her mom or dad, whoever that's still alive. If your girl has no regard toward her parents, what makes you think yours would be different? Oh y'all are still doing the 'anointed love', yeah? Dude if she as no respect or regard for her parents, just know it's only a matter of time before she starts disrespecting you too or haven't you heard that charity begins at home?
• Her attitude towards your friends; this reason may sound funny but it's truth. How is her attitude towards your friends? If normal, cool.  But if hostile, not cool...you should talk to her. Nevertheless, my main concern here is...does her speech and smile and walk change when she's with your friends? I mean, does her walk change from goatwalk to catwalk? Or does her voice change from war-voice to bedroom-voice?? Mmmmh, run!!! Did you hear me?? I said you should run....she's not real oooo. How can she be goatwalking with you and suddenly she starts catwalking when she sees your friends especially your male friends? Like, what's she trying to prove....or it that her coded way of flirting?  Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
• Her Fart; how does she fart? Mehn, you have to rate the manner of approach of her fart, the smell and sound. This may sound funny but it's real. Most people have collapsed from unadulterated fart. When she was eating, she didn't invite you now she's coming to kill you with mess. I personally don't think anyone should still be dating someone that farts uncontrollably after 2weeks of them getting to know each other. You fart in the car, shops, church, home, everywhere and worse...she laughs thinking it's cute. Well, you know what to do. For me, I think the farting should start when things are getting serious...lol

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You should ask yourself the following questions;

• Does she compare you with other guys? Awwn...if your girl keeps comparing you with other guys, why are you still with her? You should let her go so that she can find that perfect one  and when she comes back wanting you back, let her go again...she probably didn't find anyone that wants her. Okay, I need to let you know something, some guys deserve their girls to compare them to others. If you're dirty, you deserve to be compared to a pig cos you probably don't deserve to be compared to humans.
• Does she seem bored whenever she's with you? You don't have to stay with someone who doesn't appreciate your company. You can do better than that. This is the common reason why people breakup,simply because they're BORED! But some guys can be boring though. How can a grown-ass man keep talking about rabbits? The only topic of conversation he's good at is, rabbit and other animals. So, you can imagine why she's bored of you.
• Is she Materialistic? Is she always demanding you get her this or that? It's okay for now because you can afford it, what happens when she wants something you can't afford at a given time? Don't say I didn't warn you
• Is she Inconsiderate? Maybe you over look certain things she does thinking it would get better with time or eventually when you guys are married. Well, most times, it's true but this does not always happen. Remember; a pig would always be a pig...lol, that was the only comprehensible logic I could come up with. Trust me, it's  not right if you have a promotional exam and both you and your girl know that you have to finish studying a particular chapter and she  keeps playing loud music knowing full well that this distracts you. It's just not right.
• How does she react when she's Angry? Does she destroy things or burn them when she is mad? Please run...run for your life. You may piss her off one day and she would end up burning you while you sleep. 
• Does she Steal? Ever since you started dating this girl, you've been losing your things. My dear, you're not losing your memory and no ghost came into your home, it's your girl. The culprit is right beside you. You can install CCTV just to be 100% sure.

I think besides cheating, these common reasons which most people overlook would serve as criteria for dissolving a relationship.

Hope you enjoyed this...lol
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