Hey People, this article is from one of my readers. I told y'all that I won't be posting my originals except when I'm free.
So here, Scott has an interesting article for the ladies..I may not agree with everything he's saying but I do understand where he's coming from. I laughed most of the time.
From Scott's desk; Women all over the world fall roughly into different categories. While
most women have features of a particular group, others share qualities of
more than one.
1. The Truly Engaged
Trust me, if you see them you'll know. Most of them, if not all, always go around
with their rings. While chatting with her, she notices when you're 5km
away to touching the soft spot of her heart,
immediately no matter how cute you are, her replies are no longer
frequent. She hardly reply you. Most times, she changes her DP flashing
her engagement ring. That's telling you, Back Off! I respect that!
2. The Heart Broken
These set of ladies are everywhere.. Most times, the reason is
because they look out for the wrong things in a man. Their friends are not helping matters too- they all discuss guys with the latest cars,
wears, houses; MUNDANE THINGS! This lady would see a decent guy though struggling/hustling to survive but comfortable, who loves her and would want something serious with her and what does this girl do? She dates him while cheating on him with Mr. Big-boy or maybe she didn't date him but rather friend-zoned him. The
hustling guy discovers, leaves her. The Big boy has other girlfriends,
she discovers, feel cheated and walks away. Now, she feels she's heart broken(it's nemesis, my dear) Worse, she comes to the social media and say, 'All Guys are the same' Very funny! Miss Heart Broken becomes repulsive towards guys. Her past experience was painful...Well, whose fault?
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3. Single And Welcoming
She is always nice and kindhearted You will not hear her say harsh
words to guys. She just wants a guy who would love her and not toy with
her heart, perhaps Godly. I guess, parental influence has its toll on
her.
4. Relationship COMPLICATED
This type often have her standards she has created for her ideal man and
trust me, she is no where close to that. You see her most of the
times walking down with different guys and
you wonder, This chick has a long list of suitors. Yes, she has. Most
times, she has a not-so-nice temperament. (Whether pretty or not). She
has a
bad temper and doesn't know how to curb it. On social networks, quote
her and she rants heaven and earth, calling you names. That kind of girl
is a
bomb going to a guy's life to happen; the plenty guys sees it and
stylishly walks away. She doesn't understand. She even goes spiritual
(That's not the way tho), be patient with others. Start sticking your
neck for "strangers". Quit selfishness.
5. Middle Of Nowhere
This is not being the previous. This kind of girl is mostly a "girl
girl". She is just growing but wants that to happen in a hurry. She
might have a "good body" but she is still a "child". Sincerely,
they are in every social network. That's the kind four friends in one
hostel are sleeping with. She is just a Learner. Hers is a step above
being complicated. Have you watched the movie, LOST?
She is Lost. Her type on Social network always use very "strong" and
offensive language when angry. She hates the word, "Love". Some of them
believe in love but in a nonexistent form. At 20,
she is FULLY AWARE, if you know what I mean.
My Advice: Quit all those sexual involvements you call Relationship by all means.
6. The Single And Desperate
I do encourage this set of ladies to keep being focused by being and
developing themselves and making good use of their time preparing to be a
wife indeed. You see, those that revolt my candid words believe they
can force a guy to love them and get into relationships with them through
indulging in the following:
A. Trapping him with pregnancy.
B. Going unclad with an aim of enticing.
C. Going out with married men.
D. Enticing their friend's boyfriend etc.
The desperate type on Social network don't have patience. They discover
you're upcoming and visionary, they delete you, fast! No time!
Desperation blindfolds! Sister Patience, be patient!
I think Scott is trying to say that these type of girls don't have time to waste on guys who aren't already made....lol
7. The Flirty Flirts
I believe, you need an extra skill to detect this category of girls...these girls would drain the precious life out of your "battery". You can call them "Delilah"
because they're subtle and cunning. They may not necessarily ask for
cash but they get so affectionate with you, making you think you've
won gold...She laughs easily; rolls on you simply; smiles sweetly; care-free and homely, BUT her heart wanders widely.
....The End....
Article by Micheal Scott
The subtitle of each category is just funny especially *middle of no-where*...I mean, who says that, lol.
I asked him to send a picture of himself so that we can get to see the face behind this funny article....he's yet to send it, lol.
Hope you enjoyed the article.....hope to see you soon!
